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Open Post: Hosted By Orlando Brown’s Raven-Symone Tattoo

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
If your eyes read that as “Orlando Bloom,” then I hate to break the bad news to you that this post doesn’t hold a picture of Legolas with a That’s So Raven tattoo inked into his left tit. Although, Orly’s got a sparkling anus tattoo, so nothing would surprise me. Orlando Brown is the child actor tu..

Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Record-Making Giant “Gin & Juice” 

7 years ago Lily Garner
Even though Gin and Juice isn’t really a cocktail (it’s more of a concoction), Snoop Dogg was just awarded entry into the Guiness Book of World Records for helping to mix the World’s Largest Cocktail. According to Billboard, Snoop was joined onstage at the bougie BottleRock Napa Valley music festiva..

Birthday Sluts

7 years ago Fiona Watkins
Embed from Getty Images Ted McGinley (60) Kevin Covais (29) Yael Grobglas (34) Jennifer Ellison (35) Devendra Banhart (37) Remy Ma (38) Jenny Mollen (39) CeeLo Green (44) John Ross Bowie (47) Idina Menzel (47) Tom Morello (54) Mark Sheppard (54) Wynonna Judd (54) Tonya Pinkins (56) Jake “The Snake”..

Roseanne Barr Got Dropped By Her Talent Agency Too 

7 years ago Fiona Watkins
Even though a stream of chunky fucked-up shit has spewed out of Roseanne Barr’s Twitter hole for years, ABC still brought her back to star in the revival of Roseanne, which turned out to be a big hit for them and got renewed for a second season. Roseanne Barr was back!!! All she really had to do was..

Sesame Workshop Isn’t Happy About “The Happytime Murders”

7 years ago Lily Garner
Two weeks ago, the trailer for the very adult The Happytime Murders starring Melissa McCarthy and plenty of rude puppets was released. It’s like The Wire taking a detour through Sesame Street. The makers of Sesame Street think the same, and they’re really upset about it. The Wrap says that Sesame W..

Night Crumbs

7 years ago Danielle Murray
Elle Fanning posted a pic on Instagram of herself and St. Angie Jolie on the set of the Maleficent sequel. I hated the first one because Disney ruined Maleficent by taking her from a glorious dead-hearted villain bitch to some bizarre creature who actually feels things for humans. Gross. But it look..

Emma Watson And Chord Overstreet Broke Up

7 years ago Talia Irvine
After only a couple months of secret-ish dating (save for the odd hand-holding pap walk), The Sun says that 28-year-old Emma Watson and 29-year-old Chord Overstreet are reportedly done and over. A source says that Emma and Chord were together for six months, but she decided to break it off. They re..