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Kate Middleton Is Great At Her Job

7 years ago Talia Irvine
Kate Middleton (I still call her Kate) just dropped her third baby in five years, because why not be a broodmare for the royal family when you get to wear dumb hats and live in a castle? Live your best life, Katie. Also, her mother-in-law would probably tell her what happens when you stop spitting k..

Javier Bardem Loves Woody Allen And Doesn’t Really Care Who Knows

7 years ago Lily Garner
Since Javier Bardem is an amazing actor and doesn’t have to worry about losing roles for his opinions, and since he’s banging Penelope Cruz and doesn’t have to worry about appearing woke for pussy, he did an interview with Paris Match, and when he was asked if he felt ashamed for working with Woody ..

Lorde Had To Apologize To Whitney Houston’s Ghost On Instagram

7 years ago Isabell Rose
We all miss Whitney Houston. Not only did we lose a legendary singer and icon, we also lost our best defense against a huge rock hurtling towards Earth. We wouldn’t even ask for the receipts. Just go handle it, Whitney. You’re our only hope. But as you recall, she overdosed in a bathtub in 2012 with..

Emily Ratajkowski Is Playing A “Girl Next Door Type” In A New NBC Show

7 years ago Lily Garner
NBC has a new show coming out called Bright Futures. Here’s how Variety describes it: “….a group of friends all stumbling through the transition from the clueless, immature twentysomethings they are now to the successful professionals they’re destined to be. In addition, Lisa Kudrow will serve as t..

Cardi B Is Pregnant

7 years ago Fiona Watkins
Hey, that one dude from Migos got Cardi B pregnant, andfor some reason they both seem excited about it. Apparently there’s been rumors for a while, but she decided to confirm those rumors on the most recent SNL. Why did she keep it a secret? If you can decipher this, you’ll have your answer. A post..

KONG MATE CHEAT ALSO HAVE SEX TAPE

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian posted this sweet and not staged at all pic of herself with Tristan Thompson (Black? Check. Average NBA player that her family fetishizes? Check.) on Instagram to celebrate the birth of their daughter who could pop out any time now. That’s wonderful. But what you might no..

Stormy Daniels Is Cashing In Everywhere

7 years ago Danielle Murray
Not content to be on The View, Jimmy Kimmel, Anderson Cooper and 60 Minutes, Stormy Daniels is now set to be on the cover of Penthouse and talk again about the time she had consensual, unprotected sex with Donald Trump then took $130K to not talk about it until Tom Brady threatened her into silence...

Khloe Kardashian Is Doing Great, Just Great

7 years ago Isabell Rose
Yesterday, we all learned that Khloe Kardashian‘s baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, was banging everything with a vagina who isn’t Khloe Kardashian. Maybe it’s because he realized she looks like a trans woman. Or maybe not. Who am I to know the heart of another? Anyway, Khloe seems to be taking it well...

Britney Spears Won A GLAAD Award

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
I’ve been writing this site for so long, I remember when we all thought Britney Spears was gonna die from a combination of laxatives and Mt. Dew while on a ATV, and when Perez Hilton used to roast her pretty much daily. Now she’s a gay icon, because washed up pop stars usually end up one. She won th..