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Sen. Ted Cruz: ‘I think the Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson’

7 years ago Lily Garner
Embed from Getty Images If you want to protect your sanity, don’t read any of the quotes coming out of the annual CPAC conference, which is basically a conference where rich, gun-toting psychopaths unite to praise each other and try to win the “who is the most disgusting person in the world?” conte..

Duchess Kate ‘felt she’d nailed’ her keen green look at the BAFTAs

7 years ago Lily Garner
I guess we’re still talking about the fact that the Duchess of Cambridge wore green to the BAFTA blackout red carpet. Again, to be clear: it did not matter to me, and I’ve never confused Kate with someone who actually gives a sh-t. The fact that she refused to take a stance on something so basic as ..

Stop sending ‘white powder’ to Meghan Markle & Prince Harry, people

7 years ago Lily Garner
Here in America, I tend to believe that most of us have good vibes about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Harry and William are well-liked here, and I think Americans (or Americans who pay attention to royalty) like that Harry is marrying a biracial American girl. It’s a cool story for us. But of cou..

“Tiffany Haddish full-on ugly-cried when Oprah surprised her” links

7 years ago Lily Garner
Tiffany Haddish cried when she met Oprah. Would you cry if you met Oprah? I think I might too, because I cried just watching this video. [Seriously OMG WTF] Rachel McAdams didn’t go to her premiere last night & people are wondering if she might be secretly preggo. Perhaps! [LaineyGossip] Jennifer La..