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Morons Eating Tide Pods Have Now Ruined Pizza

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Morons Eating Tide Pods Have Now Ruined Pizza People are still eating fucking Tide Pods. How did this become a thing? I know little kids might mistake them for candy because they’re so colorful and whatnot, but adult humans who know that they’re laundry detergents are eating these things. It’s so ba..

President Trump Got Spanked by A Porn Star With His Own Face

 7 years ago Lily Garner
President Trump Got Spanked by A Porn Star With His Own Face Man, we have just been learning more and more about the time Donald Trump fucked porn star Stormy Daniels. It’s basically the last thing I want to think about, because it involves imagining our septuagenarian president stripping naked and ..

Jim Carrey Still Says He Doesn’t Exist, May Be Thinking of His Sanity

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Jim Carrey Still Says He Doesn’t Exist, May Be Thinking of His Sanity Back in September, Jim Carrey gave a bizarre interview at Fashion Week in which he implied he doesn’t believe that any of us are real. It was kind of insane in an entertaining way. Apparently he says this all the time. According ..

Georgia Harrison Cameltoe, Montana Brown Red Swimsuit Pics and More

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Georgia Harrison Cameltoe, Montana Brown Red Swimsuit Pics and More Georgia Harrison cameltoe (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Montana Brown red swimsuit pics [GCeleb] Brandi Glanville mad that Gerard Butler cringed about their hookup [Celebitchy] College girls are the best [CavemanCircus] Surfer girls bei..