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Barney the Dinosaur Totally Fucks Now

7 years ago Lily Garner
Barney the Dinosaur Totally Fucks Now Remember Barney the Dinosaur? Barney was an 8-foot tall purple dinosaur who would sing and play with children on PBS in the 90s, before he was cast out of entertainment and into homelessness by The Teletubbies. Well, I suppose technically he was a tiny stuffed p..

Aziz Ansari Ain’t Gonna Show Up Just So You Can Boo Him

7 years ago Lily Garner
Aziz Ansari Ain’t Gonna Show Up Just So You Can Boo Him A 23-year-old photographer named Grace laid into Aziz Ansari for making her uncomfortable and put him on blast for being terrible at sex which resulted in a pretty divided crowd on if Aziz did anything wrong. Some are on Aziz’s side, some are o..

Peter Dinklage Thinks It’s Time to End ‘Game of Thrones’ and I Agree

7 years ago Lily Garner
Peter Dinklage Thinks It’s Time to End ‘Game of Thrones’ and I Agree Peter Dinklage is ready for Game of Thrones to be over with. Me too, buddy. Me too. Speaking to Variety, Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister in the series, said, ““It’s time. Storywise, not just for all our lives. It’s the perfec..

Nicolas Cage is Broke From Buying Pygmy Heads and Dinosaur Skulls

7 years ago Lily Garner
Nicolas Cage is Broke From Buying Pygmy Heads and Dinosaur Skulls Nicolas Cage should be rich. He’s done so many awesomely bad movies for a ton of money that he should be off on his own private island right now, living it up with whichever model he choses to be with. “Should be” is the key phrase in..