THE BLEMISH

Erykah Badu Says Hitler Wasn’t So Bad, He Was a Great Painter

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Erykah Badu Says Hitler Wasn’t So Bad, He Was a Great Painter Erykah Badu was a popular singer like 20 years ago. She hasn’t released an album in eight years. She did have a mixtape a couple of years ago. Her 1997 album Baduizm re-releases in February and she continues to tour because people love no..

Ugly Old Camels Disqualified from Saudi Beauty Contest for Using Botox

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Ugly Old Camels Disqualified from Saudi Beauty Contest for Using Botox Man, Saudi Arabia is a weird place. What do you do for fun in a place that bans alcohol and movie theaters, makes women walk around in bee keeper outfits and arrests people for singing in public? You have a beauty contest to find..

50 Cent Is a Bitcoin Millionare

 7 years ago Lily Garner
50 Cent Is a Bitcoin Millionare Bitcoin hasn’t entirely crashed yet, which means that if you have had Bitcoins for a long time, they’re still probably worth more than they were when you bought or mined them, despite losing around half of their value between last month and today. The first purchase ..

Bella Thorne Likes Weed More Than Doing Movie Press

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Bella Thorne Likes Weed More Than Doing Movie Press Bella Thorne is at the Sundance Film Festival, being famous. Oh, she also stars in some film called Assassination Nation. I’m sold based on the title alone. I assume it’s an all out murder brawl, which sounds awesome. Anyone who knows Bella knows ..

Bill Cosby Surprises People at Jazz Club. Not That Kind of Surprise

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Bill Cosby Surprises People at Jazz Club. Not That Kind of Surprise If you were at the LaRose Jazz Club in Philadelphia on Monday night, you were treated to the comedic stylings of a serial rapist. Lucky you. Bill Cosby made a surprise event at the venue, playing a little jazz music and telling st..

Call 9-1-1, Justin Timberlake Just Got Wrecked

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Call 9-1-1, Justin Timberlake Just Got Wrecked Justin Timberlake, who recently starred in Woody Allen’s movie Wonder Wheel, was trying to be sort of funny on Twitter by asking for an explanation for the age old saying, “Having your cake and eating it too.” Random question: Can someone please explai..