I think I’ve said that Rita Ora is Rihanna 2.0. However, she has been blowing up her social media game, and lately I totally forgot that Rihanna existed. Where has the chick gone? She better get in shape fast, make a sexy video or else Rita’s going to own her like a little b%tch.

I’m not sure how tall Ariana Grande is, but man she looks like someone I’d like to toss around in the sheets. Sure I may not be that strong, but I think I could handle her giving me a horsey ride for at least 15 seconds. That’s all I would need.

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You know I’m a big fan of Genevieve Morton‘s sweet boobies. Here they are spilling out of her bikini top. I wish I was below her to catch them… with my mouth. It’s one of my many talents. Boob catcher. I hold the record in the Guinness World Records. Look it up.

Now that we all know that Bella Thorne takes her “fitness” seriously in the latest Shape Magazine, here she is burning off some major calories shaking her skinny body on the dance floor. I think this chick needs her blood tested, because I want to find out what she’s on so I can be on it too.

I always get confused between Peyton List and Dove Cameron. However, I finally realized Dove is just a tad cuter. That is not to say Peyton is not a sweet piece of meat. So Peyton if by chance you read this, please take no offence at all and call me. I’ll make it up to you by inviting you over to my..

Russian chicks are my favorite. They all look like sex bots from the future and it gives me hope that one day I will be able to own one and program it to do whatever I want. Anyway, here Tanya Mityushina and she is amazing. » view all 12 photos

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I dont want to waste too much of your time, but this is now promoted as a healthy body weight by the mainstream media and feminism. And I’m OK with diabetes and everything else that goes along with being overweight, but don’t try to force it down my throat by putting girls like Ashley Graham in my m..