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Brad Pitt Joins That Quentin Tarantino, Leo DiCaprio Movie

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Brad Pitt Joins That Quentin Tarantino, Leo DiCaprio Movie Quentin Tarantino is about to win all the Oscars in a couple of years. According to Deadline, Tarantino has cast Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio for his film Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. The film follows Rick Dalton (DiCaprio) and his stu..

Russia Gonna Let You Bring Weed, Coke, and Heroin to the World Cup

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Russia Gonna Let You Bring Weed, Coke, and Heroin to the World Cup If you plan on attending the World Cup this July, but are worried about what to do with your drugs, you’re in luck. According to The Moscow Times, you can bring your weed, cocaine, and heroin with you. Sure, you have to fill out 20 ..

Victoria’s Secret Model Jessica Hart Says Fuck Taylor Swift

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Victoria’s Secret Model Jessica Hart Says Fuck Taylor Swift I present this picture without comment: Just a mess.. A post shared by Jessica Hart (@jesshart) on Feb 26, 2018 at 7:34pm PST Now a comment: Jessica Hart, a Victoria’s Secret model, doesn’t care for Taylor Swift. We know this because sh..

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s Relationship Is Part of a Large Secret Plot

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s Relationship Is Part of a Large Secret Plot Aside from writing multiple songs about him, Taylor Swift has kept Joe Alwyn out of her public life. How does the biggest pop star in the world keep her relationship private? Well, for starters, she doesn’t allow him out in pub..

Kids Are So Dumb They Can’t Even Hold Pencils in 2018

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Kids Are So Dumb They Can’t Even Hold Pencils in 2018 It’s a hard knock life for kids in 2018. Technology has made it so they don’t have to do anything. Read a book? Nope, just google. Hope your CD doesn’t skip while you’re walking? Ha, streaming music doesn’t skip. The only thing kids have to worry..

Dickhead Says Stem Cells Made His Dick Bigger

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Dickhead Says Stem Cells Made His Dick Bigger It seems like stem cells can do anything. We basically don’t know what it could end up curing, with research being done into cures or treatments for diabetes, Alzheimer’s, making Angelina Jolie seem normal, paralysis and even cancer. The idea is to get s..

Kevin Smith Almost Died Trying to Hide His Small Dick

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Kevin Smith Almost Died Trying to Hide His Small Dick For a guy who built a career on dick jokes, Kevin Smith is apparently afraid of people seeing how small his dick is. In a Facebook video he posted about his heart attack and recovery, he talked about how he was trying to bargain with the hospital..

Please God, Tell Oprah Not to Run for President

 7 years ago Lily Garner
Please God, Tell Oprah Not to Run for President There’s a subtle trait about how Donald Trump acts as president that you might not have noticed, but once you do you’ll never be able to stop noticing it. He doesn’t actually know what the fuck he’s doing, so he just does whatever the last person he ta..