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R. Kelly Thinks It’s Too Late To End His Career

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
No matter how hard he wishes, R. Kelly just can’t evict himself from the current narrative that says he’s allegedly a big fan of keeping young women (and possibly some underage girls) in a sex cult. Naturally, there’s been a call to boycott R. Kelly’s music and Spotify removed his songs from plays (..

Anna Wintour Could Be Out At Vogue As Early As This Weekend

7 years ago Lily Garner
Last month, there was a rumor that the interns of American Vogue would no longer cower in fear that the latte they fetched for Anna Wintour was 0.05 degrees too cold. Anna Wintour was reportedly getting shoved out of her editor-in-chief role and replaced with Vogue UK editor Edward Enninful sometime..

Duchess Meghan Began Her Full-Time Job Of Wearing Pantyhose At Events

7 years ago Danielle Murray
Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge got married three days ago, and so they should be fucking their sand-covered genitals off in a Sandals Resort room as THE QUEEN examines their mating skills with a magnifying glass to make sure the banger is going in the mash all the way. (Again, they still do tha..

Open Post: Hosted By Publix’s Cum-Less Graduation Cake 

7 years ago Fiona Watkins
Note to self: NEVER go to a Publix bakery to order my usual birthday gift to myself, which is a cream-filled, dick-shaped cake with the words “Happy Birthday, You Stupid Cum Dumpster Whore” written between frosting flowers. Because the Publix bakery doesn’t appreciate the finer words in the English ..

Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson May Have Gotten Matching Tattoos

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
Casual dating my ass! There have been rumors that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, both newly single, have each other walking side to side. While it has been kinda confirmed that they’re casually dating, an Ariana fans thinks they have matching tattoos. Either they are way more than casual, or Arian..

Avril Lavigne Is Reportedly Dating The Son Of A Billionaire

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
The last time we checked in on Avril Lavigne’s love life, she was reportedly dating Ryan Cabrera. There’s no doubt people who have reacted to this new boyfriend news by not-so-secretly muttering, “Upgrade” under their breath. But come on, that’s not fair; some say one 2000-era celebrity’s trash is a..