I know that with Gabriella being in those shorts I should really be focused on her legs, and I swear that that is how I started out, but that naturally led me to her boots. Legs are a gateway drug as my high school health teacher always said. But the point is, her boots have me captivated. They are ..

Paris Hilton gets a bad rap, but she has accomplished a lot more than I think most people realize. She has had multiple television series, appeared in movies, released albums, and on top of that has made a fortune in her own right just from selling perfume. I think that last one impresses me the mos..

The paparazzi must make a killing going to Coachella. That payday might even make all of the bullshit that goes along with festivals worth it. It seems like you wouldn’t be able to snap a pic of a crowd without catching at least three semi-celebrities in the frame. Coachella is like a homing beaco..

With a hubba hubba and an obligatory howl is how I would like to say hello to Brooke Burke. She looks so desirable that it brings out the animal in me. But I’m still a gentleman. And even though my heart is flooded with strong emotions after seeing raw beauty in its purest form, I will greet her wit..

Anna Friel is the same woman who’s been frolicking through my fantasies for a while now. Her vibrant flowy silk dress makes her look like my kind of Cinderella. Her face is fitting of a description ripped from the pages of your favorite fairy tale. Royalty in a deep rouge and I can be her prince cha..

Holy mackerel, the man who found Chantel Jefferies needs to be paid a finder’s fee immediately for bringing this little slice of perfection into the light. I haven’t seen a woman this hot since the last seductress that I accidentally eye stalked, casually soaking up sun on the shore while I basked i..