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Bill Gates: Donald Trump doesn’t know the difference between HPV and HIV

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
Bill Gates has a terrifying Donald Trump story. Or should I say, a series of terrifying Trump stories. Bill Gates was one of those “captains of industry” who visited Trump Tower in the weeks following the election. Gates and Trump aren’t social friends or anything, and Gates seems to spend most of h..

Meghan Markle has asked the Prince of Wales to walk her down the aisle

7 years ago Lily Garner
I’m so glad Meghan Markle is a loyal Celebitchy reader! Everyone was yelling yesterday about how Doria Ragland should be the one to walk Meghan down the aisle (because Thomas Markle is a drama queen), but I said NO. I said Prince Charles should do it. My reasoning had nothing to do with patriarchy a..

The Sparkle Markling: an Open Post for the eve of the royal wedding!

7 years ago Isabell Rose
Here’s your open post for The Royal Wedding Extravaganza 2018: The Markling. Or, The Sparkle-Markling, since everyone loves to rhyme Meghan Markle’s last name with “sparkle” (and I just want this to sound like a movie: The Markling!). We’ll be live-tweeting tomorrow and trying to keep everyone updat..

“Please remember to pick up some royal wedding tchotchkes” links

7 years ago Talia Irvine
Let’s all celebrate the Royal Wedding by buying tea towels, mugs, weird tchotchkes and marmite. Or something. [Jezebel] Random style looks from Cannes. [Go Fug Yourself] I don’t think Meghan Markle would go for Diana’s dress designer. [LaineyGossip] Was Whitney Houston molested by her cousin? [Dlist..

Harry and William meet the crowd, Meghan and her mom arrive at their hotel

7 years ago Talia Irvine
Princes Harry and William thrilled the crowd outside Windsor Castle this evening in London (it’s evening there!) with a meet and greet. Prince Harry was seen clutching a bear given to him and he was a natural with fans. From what I can find they just left out of one of the gates, came out with secur..

Thomas Markle called up TMZ soon after he got out of surgery, of course

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
Thomas Markle absolutely refuses to pick up the phone and call his daughter. He absolutely refuses to allow the palace to smooth things over. Thomas Markle will not be contained. He will not stop calling TMZ to tell them every little detail about his well-being and how he feels. I just don’t get it...

Yeah, the Prince of Wales probably should walk Meghan Markle down the aisle

7 years ago Lily Garner
How will the royals salvage Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding? I don’t know. I really don’t. As I keep saying, once the wedding blitz is over, heads will roll. There will be people fired over how the “Markle Debacle” was handled. Richard Kay at the Daily Mail did a lengthy piece about all of ..