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Birthday Sluts

7 years ago Danielle Murray
Joseph Fiennes (48) Lily-Rose Depp (19) Chris Colfer (28) Bella Heathcote (31) Darin Brooks (34) Ben Feldman (38) Michael Steger (38) Shanola Hampton (41) Jamie Oliver (43) Andre 3000 (43) Jadakiss (43) Denise Van Outen (44) Jack McBrayer (45) Jace Everett (46) Paul Bettany (47) Todd Bridges (53) Ad..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

7 years ago Lily Garner
The original recipe Apple Cinnamon Cheerios from the 1980s! Yes, I can smell the Apple Cinnamon Cheerios breath shooting out of you Apple Cinnamon Cheerios-loving bitches as you scream, “You dumb fuck, Michael, that shit is still around!” I know that Cheerios still makes Apple Cinnamon cereal but i..

Morgan Freeman Continues To Try And Turn Back The Time’s Up Clock

7 years ago Fiona Watkins
One of the harsher realities for those of us bedazzled by fame (*raises hand weakly*) in the #MeToo era was the revelation this week that Morgan Freeman might be a handsy freak with balls big enough to sleaze on, among others, a CNN reporter despite her accompanying cameraperson (although, the proof..

William H. Macy Wants His Daughters To Have Fulfilling Sex Lives

7 years ago Lily Garner
Veteran actor William H. Macy, 68, recently told Us Weekly that he’s rooting for his two daughters (Sofia, 17, and Georgia, 16) to have healthy, guilt-free sex lives. On one hand, it’s nice that Dad isn’t trying to repress his children or make them feel ashamed about being sexual beings. On the othe..

“Solo” Performed Below Disney’s Expectations

7 years ago Talia Irvine
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel = money. So it must have come as a bitter disappointment to them this weekend when the latest film in their OTHER franchise universe (Solo: A Star Wars Story) performed below expectations at the box office. The Hollywood Reporter says that Solo was predicted to take in bet..

Khloé Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Aren’t Getting Along

7 years ago Scarlett Newton
Tall drink of attention-seeking Khloé Kardashian and her slutty baby daddy Tristan Thompson were supposedly making a go of it despite Tristan regularly trolling for ass (and getting it) on Instagram. According to Us Weekly, that worked about as well as the placebos with which Pimp Mama Kris obviousl..

Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Casually Re-Directing Its Roomba

7 years ago Isabell Rose
That is one cool kitty. Most animals would either jump that device and try to wipe it off the face of the Earth, or run screaming under the nearest table for shelter. Not this kitty. Boing Boing has this blasé-ass cat continuing to stare down a fellow feline while casually sticking out a leg to redi..

Birthday Sluts

7 years ago Danielle Murray
A post shared by Stevie Nicks Chain (@stevienickschain) on Aug 9, 2017 at 12:39pm PDT Stevie Nicks (70) Brandy Cyrus (31) Astrid Bergès-Frisbey (32) Scott Disick (35) Henry Holland (35) Elisabeth Harnois (39) Ashley Massaro (39) Jaheim (40) Lauryn Hill (43) Selenis Leyva (46) Matt Stone (47) Kylie ..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

7 years ago Lily Garner
The Makit & Bakit Oven! The Makit & Bakit Oven was one of those toys from the 80s that I would’ve sold my sister’s internal organs on the black market for, but sadly I never got it. It was like the Easy Bake Oven, but instead of making delicately sweet gourmet desserts that tasted straight from a b..