Ritz, Please: One-And-Three Clappers Are Mad Serena Williams Has Returned And Is Backhanding Becky Backsides
June 4, 2018
Am generally a fan of women's tennis, but the fact that Serena at age 36 can spend six of the last 12 months in medical duress and come back 25 lbs overweight and beat seeded players makes me think the game lacks something.
— Scott McConnell (@ScottMcConnell9) June 3, 2018
Serena Williams Upsets Mayo Packets
Serena Williams is back, guys. After more than a year off to have her baby, recover from her near-death experience and post-partom depression and get herself in order, Serena Williams is ready to dominate tennis again. Of course, she’s just getting back into shape, but she’s still out here winning. This is making the mayo packets very upset, like that guy above.
I have never physically cringed as hard as when I read this in Serena’s transcript. Wow. pic.twitter.com/60wnSWG6En
— Jeff Donaldson (@jddtennis) June 2, 2018
Today, she faced roid-popping Maria Sharapova, a woman who hasn’t beaten Serena in 14 years. Yet, for some reason white folks love calling it a rivalry. And we. are. fed. up.
Take a look at the Twitterers reminding everyone that Serena runs this and your mayo-infused tears won’t stop it.