Prince Charles Is Walking Meghan Markle Down The Aisle Instead Of Her Real Dad
May 18, 2018
I’m still trying to understand why a black woman would want to marry into the British monarchy. Maybe it’s a part of a long term plan to snatch all the jewels the Queen stole from Africa. If that’s the plan, then I’m sorry for mentioning it here. My bad. Anyway, the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is going down tomorrow and Prince Charles is walking her down the aisle. Apparently because her real dad is “sick,” but mostly because the Queen hates him,because nobody is allowed to profit off the wedding except her, I guess.
Prince Charles will accompany Meghan Markle down the aisle at St George’s Chapel when she marries Prince Harry, Kensington Palace has said. A statement said Markle had asked the Prince of Wales to accompany her on Saturday. “The Prince of Wales is pleased to be able to welcome Ms Markle to the royal family in this way,” it said.
Looks like Markle is fully assimilating. Anyway, the only reason the royal family exists is because their basically just a tourist attraction that the public has to pay for, but I’m serious about that jewels thing. If Markle doesn’t get them back, I say we invade. Shouldn’t be too hard. They can’t even carry knives now.
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/Samir Hussein/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attend the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: (EMBARGOED FOR PUBLICATION IN UK NEWSPAPERS UNTIL 24 HOURS AFTER CREATE DATE AND TIME) Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attend the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attend the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
LONDON, ENGLAND – APRIL 21: Meghan Markle attends the Invictus Games Reception at Australia House on April 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
TOPSHOT – Britain's Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, visits Commonwealth War Graves on the occasion of a wreath-laying ceremony at the Phaleron War Cemetery in Athens, on May 10, 2018. (Photo by COSTAS BALTAS / POOL / AFP) (Photo credit should read COSTAS BALTAS/AFP/Getty Images)
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