Night Crumbs
May 23, 2018
Matt Boner told a story about how during the third show of the Boys in the Band on Broadway, he took an onstage shower and realized that the prop crew forget to leave him a towel. So he had to put on his white chonies on his soaking wet body. Why do I have a feeling that before every show of Boys in the Band, some thirsty, hard-up Boner-loving ho is going to knock on the stage door and say, “Who’s the prop master and how much do I have to slip them to have a sudden case of towel-forgetting amnesia?” And why do I also have a feeling that one of those thirsty, hard-up Boner-loving hos is going to be me? – Towleroad
BREAKING: A coach not named Adam Levine or Blake Shelton won The Voice – Lainey Gossip
“You know I can hook you up with the finest road kill wigs on the market” is what fellow Scientologist John Travolta is probably going to say to Jada Pinkett Smith after finding out that she’s losing her hair – Celebitchy
Let’s just say that Hailey Baldwin is a true artist and her body bag-looking dress is commentary on how she always looks dead in the eyes – Drunken Stepfather
Um, okay, but how would Andy Cohen be able to walk out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion while orgasming from all the attention that mess was going to get? – Reality Tea
Loving that Michael Jackson circa 2006 hairstyle on Krysten Ritter – Popoholic
Donald Glover may be in the Black Panther sequel – Pajiba
Today in “things that are out-posing Kendall Jenner“: a bathroom phone – Hollywood Tuna
In case you didn’t know that Moses Farrow is firmly on Team Woody Allen, he has reminded you of this – Just Jared
ABC has stuck a fork in The Chew and declared the bitch done – SOW
Pic: CBS