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May 28, 2018
Barbie’s Western Fun Camping Playset from 1989!
My hope for you is that you’re not reading this, because you’re too busy getting wine and dined by your big gay boyfriend on the edge of the Grand Canyon while you’re both dressed like Elton John starring in an 80s gay remake of Paint Your Wagon. Today is Memorial Day, which means it’s the day of the year when I make the same tired joke (“What else is new?” – you) about how it’s that day of the year when we all honor the men and women who died fighting for our freedom by getting drunk on wine spritzers and testing the limits of our IBS by shoving processed meat down our throats.
Some of you are sucio freaks whose kink is letting bugs crawl up your ass while you’re sleeping on the ground, so you might be camping this Memorial Day weekend. I can only approve of you camping if you do it like Barbie did in the 1980s. If you’re going to get eaten by a bear (and not in a sexy way), you may as well get eaten by one while dressed like the back-up dancer in Nashville Gay Men’s Choir tribute to Reba McEntire.
The roughin’ it ensembles of Barbie and friends aren’t the only things made from glamour. So is Barbie’s camping set up. Look at that shit. When I went camping as a kid, we ate cold beans out of a can while sitting on a plastic bag (because the grown ups sat at the table and my mom didn’t want to ruin our blankets by putting them on the ground for us to sit on). But Barbie lives it up. Look at those luxurious plastic goblets and that serving table. Not to mention this tent and those pink pots and pans. I’m not saying that Barbie inventing glamping, but I am saying that Barbie invented glamping. This scene right here is a billion times gayer than anything in Brokeback Mountain and I love all of it.
“I feel so butch!” – Ken in that picture
May you all be having a glamorous rugged Memorial Day weekend like Barbie and company!
Pics: Amazon