Donald Trump Is Having An Incredibly Shitty Day, Even By His Incredibly Shitty Standards…
May 19, 2018Hey Donald Trump… sucks to be you!
That's true of our Cheeto-in-Chief all the time, but it's ESPECIALLY true today, because The Donald is having about as shitty a Saturday as you can possibly imagine!!!
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There's a lot going on here that's making it such a shitty day for Donnie boy… so let's get started.
It opens with the BBC mercilessly trolling Trump about his presidential inauguration crowd size, by comparing a pic of it side-by-side with the turnout for today's royal wedding (below):
just saying ¯_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/1zoOGFKeU3
— BBC Three (@bbcthree) May 19, 2018
LOLz!!!
Where's Sean Spicer when we need him??
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A few hours later, Trump himself took to Twitter to celebrate his wife Melania Trump's homecoming from the hospital after that kidney procedure this week… AND MISSPELLED HER FUCKING NAME (below):
Melanie? pic.twitter.com/X1M90QKTKM
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) May 19, 2018
Bro… Melanie? Are you fucking kidding us??
Fortunately, he quickly deleted it and put up a tweet with the right name (below):
Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melania is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 19, 2018
Nice job, Dipshit Donald — second time's the charm!!!
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But most importantly — and potentially most damaging to his future as the President — the New York Times released a BOMBSHELL report today revealing that there was a second Trump Tower meeting ahead of the 2016 election during which Donald Trump Jr. sought and accepted help from foreigners in the campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton.
The three people involved — an Israeli social media specialist, an emissary for two Arab princes, and a former (and controversial) American security contractor in the Middle East — came to Trump Tower to meet about how they could subvert social media and other tools to help The Donald win the 2016 election.
From the report:
"Donald Trump Jr. responded approvingly, according to a person with knowledge of the meeting, and after those initial offers of help, Mr. Nader was quickly embraced as a close ally by Trump campaign advisers — meeting frequently with Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump's son-in-law, and Michael T. Flynn, who became the president's first national security adviser. At the time, Mr. Nader was also promoting a secret plan to use private contractors to destabilize Iran, the regional nemesis of Saudi Arabia and the Emirates.
After Mr. Trump was elected, Mr. Nader paid Mr. Zamel a large sum of money, described by one associate as up to $2 million. There are conflicting accounts of the reason for the payment, but among other things, a company linked to Mr. Zamel provided Mr. Nader with an elaborate presentation about the significance of social media campaigning to Mr. Trump's victory.
The meetings, which have not been reported previously, are the first indication that countries other than Russia may have offered assistance to the Trump campaign in the months before the presidential election. The interactions are a focus of the investigation by Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, who was originally tasked with examining possible Trump campaign coordination with Russia in the election …
… It is illegal for foreign governments or individuals to be involved in American elections, and it is unclear what — if any — direct assistance Saudi Arabia and the Emirates may have provided. But two people familiar with the meetings said that Trump campaign officials did not appear bothered by the idea of cooperation with foreigners …
… The revelations about the meetings come in the midst of new scrutiny about ties between Mr. Trump's advisers and at least three wealthy Persian Gulf states. Besides his interest in Saudi Arabia and the Emirates, Mr. Mueller has also been asking witnesses about meetings between White House advisers and representatives of Qatar, Saudi Arabia's bitter rival."
Read the full report HERE.
What a shitty fuckin' day for The Donald!!!
And it's only the early afternoon! LOLz!!
[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]