Dickhead Says Stem Cells Made His Dick Bigger

Dickhead Says Stem Cells Made His Dick Bigger

It seems like stem cells can do anything. We basically don’t know what it could end up curing, with research being done into cures or treatments for diabetes, Alzheimer’s, making Angelina Jolie seem normal, paralysis and even cancer. The idea is to get stem cells to stimulate new tissue growth to repair damaged tissue. But we can think bigger than curing the worst diseases to plague mankind. Literally. As in a guy says a stem cell injection made his dick bigger.

Yes, according to Gizmodo (remember when Gizmodo was about technology?) health and fitness YouTuber Ben Greenfield got a bunch of stem cells injected into his cock to make it bigger, and he claims it worked.

Greenfield is something of a human science experiment, who’s willing to try almost anything in the name of getting ripped and some publicity. He has subjected himself to platelet-rich plasma injections, stem cell injections, and even sound wave therapy, all in search of bodily enhancement and better health.

“I live my life as an N=1,” he told Gizmodo, referencing research studies with just one subject.

I wonder if he’s tried pyramid power yet. Maybe magnet therapy? How about that thing the guy who bankrupted Gizmodo’s former owners did where you get blood from teenagers injected into you like a literal vampire?

“I wanted to go from good to great, and to get a bigger dick,” he told Gizmodo. “I’m not going to lie, that’s why guys without erectile dysfunction would do this.”

In the webinar, Greenfield and Comella explain how the procedure worked. Greenfield had U.S. Stem Cell isolate stem cells from his body’s fat cells. Then, said Greenfield, those stem cells were injected into the “meat of the tissue” of his penis. (“You don’t feel a thing other than a little bit of pressure,” he said in the webinar.)

Yes, “from good to great”. Lots of guys with big dicks walk around going “You know, this is good, but I want something porn stars cower in fear of. Can you bring me up to ‘toddler’s arm’ size, doc?”

“I haven’t taken out a ruler,” he said, explaining that he felt the size fluctuates too much to get a consistent measurement. But he thinks it looks noticeably larger.

“When inside of my wife, she can tell,” he added.

Yeah, we get it bro, you fuck, good for you.

Greenfield, who considers himself a “biohacker,”

Ugh, no, no more. Yes, I’m stopping that quote in mid-sentence because nothing that follows “he considers himself a ‘biohacker'” is going to be worth reading. Long story short, he thinks mobile phones cause autism or something. The typical dumb shit you’d expect from someone who describes himself as a “biohacker” and gets strange injections to make his dick bigger.

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