Tiffany Haddish can’t say anything else about ‘who bit Beyonce’ because of an NDA
March 29, 2018
When Tiffany Haddish first met Beyonce and Jay-Z last year, she did so without signing a non-disclosure agreement. I have no idea if Beyonce makes every single person sign an NDA or if she simply expects the people in her orbit to have enough sense to NOT share details about her life. I think it’s probably a bit of both – if you’re around her for a while, you’ve probably signed an NDA, but if you just meet her at a party, she’s not going to whip out an NDA for you to sign before she speaks to you, and you better have enough sense to STFU about her afterwards. So, Tiffany was free to discuss the face-biting at the time… but in the weeks since Tiffany opened up her mouth about the Mystery Actress Who Bit Beyonce, I’m guessing Bey’s lawyer contacted Tiffany and was like “SIGN THIS.”
Unlike the mystery actress who chomped on Beyoncé, Tiffany Haddish is keeping her lips sealed. Despite being the one to reveal that an actress allegedly “on drugs” bit the singer at a JAY-Z concert afterparty in December — a revelation that caused the internet to investigate #WhoBitBeyoncé — Haddish said during an Instagram Live session on Wednesday that she’s signed an NDA and will never be naming names.
“NDAs are real, so I’m not saying s— about nothing,” Haddish, 38, said, while getting her hair done. But before revealing her NDA, it appeared Haddish was ready to spill the beans.
“You wanna know who bit Beyoncé? I’m gonna just tell you all. And it’s the last time I’m talking about it, I ain’t going to say nothing else about it. Let me sip some of my tea,” Haddish said on her Instagram Live, sipping a glass of water. “I’m going to tell you who did it then I’m never talking about it again because really it’s done. People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know, everybody’s going crazy about who bit Beyoncé. I’m going to tell you so this can all be done with.”
She then pulled the rug out from under her eager listeners.
“I’m going to tell you who bit Beyoncé: it was Stormy Daniels,” she joked, alluding to the headline-grabbing interview with the porn star detailing her alleged affair with Donald Trump back in 2006. “Pay attention to what’s really going on! That’s not real news — Who bit Beyoncé is not real news!”
To be fair, the “who bit Beyonce” controversy was REAL NEWS to many people. The fake news is whatever is coming out of the Trump White House. Why is Stormy Daniels any more “real news” than trying to suss out who bit one of the biggest superstars in the world? All Stormy Daniels was talking about was how she banged a mobbed-up reality show loser. Anyway, Tiffany clearly signed the NDA and that’s all there is to it. Maybe we’ll never know if the Mystery Biter was for-sure Sanaa Lathan.
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