Harvey Weinstein Made His PA Wipe His Jizz Off Couches

Harvey Weinstein Made His PA Wipe His Jizz Off Couches

Harvey Weinstein, who kind of looks like a more rapey version of Marvel Comics villain MODOK, is in the news again because he’s being sued by his former PA Sandeep Rehal for being Harvey Weinstein. Would you like to guess what Harvey did to this poor woman while she was his employee?

If you guessed rubbing up against her and putting his hands between her thighs, you would be correct, according to TMZ.

She says he would press himself against her while they walked and would use sexist and profane language, including calling her a cunt and a pussy.

Okay, that’s bad. I mean, the profane part is fine, who cares if he was swearing, we aren’t in nursery school here. Just every other word in that sentence is horrifying. Of course, most things Harvey Weinstein says and does are.

Rehal says Weinstein would often brag about his power, saying, “I am Harvey Weinstein and you are at Weinstein University. I decide whether or not you graduate.”

Like that. I think I would rather go to Trump University. I’d almost rather go to DeVry University. What sort of degrees does Weinstein University offer? Can you get a BA in jerking off into potted plants? A masters in hiring a ninja army to fuck with Rose McGowan?

She says on numerous occasions he said, “What’s wrong Sandeep, is the tampon up too far today?”

Weinstein thinks that he’s god’s gift to movies, that writers and directors and actors would be nothing without his input, and this is the best he can come up with? A tampon joke? If you’re going to be a make chauvinist, at least be a clever one. That’s the sort of joke I expect to hear in-between songs on a Rat Pack album.

And there’s this … Rehal says she had to clean up semen on Weinstein’s office couch and pick up used condoms on a regular basis.

Yeah, okay, she deserves a big settlement here. Whatever Weinstein was paying her, it wasn’t enough. My college roommate left a condom in the shower once and I contemplated suffocating him with his pillow when I saw it. I can’t imagine treating a PA at a prestigious Hollywood production company like a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

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